If Only

Conversation with my dear friend James.

(2:12:42 PM) James: if valve were a woman
(2:12:53 PM) James: i'd have to contemplate asking it's hand in marriage
(2:13:03 PM) mary: if valve were a woman
(2:13:09 PM) mary: she'd already be taken
(2:13:18 PM) James: i know ;___;

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